if (this.artist == 'David Bowie') { Play(_beat1); } elseif (this.artist == 'Vanilla Ice') { Play(_beat1 + ting)); }
substring("the tiger",6,1)
if ( !woman ) { cry = false; }
foreach(person in AllPersons){person.setDomicile(yellowSubmarine);}
baabaa=new sheep{color:black};echo(baabaa.hasWool?string.format("{0}!\n{0}, {1} bags full","Yes Sir",baa.bags.count):"No");
//roxanne.putOnLight('#ff0000'); commented out, was not necessary.
$arr = array("hot","cold","yes","no","in","out","up","down");foreach($arr as $item) {$you->are($item);}
#php #katy_p
A collection on my best http://bit.ly/6Zzxi
setTimeout("extinction()",5000); #megadeth
<!-- u2 classic in xpath --> //city[not(street/@name)]]
- Lyrics for Programmers: http://digg.com/d313oDg?t
assert i.like?(Butt::BIG) && !i.can_lie? assert !Brother.find(:other).any?(&:can_deny?)
if(6 == 9) !me.mind();
if(currentMonth() > SEPTEMBER) self.wakeUp();
<span style="color:#000">back</a> <!-- html is code too -->
var city = {type:"paradise", grass:0x00FF00, girls:"pretty")}; transport(this, city); #as3 #ecma #gunsnroses
"under my umbrella" =~ /^(.*((.)...))$/; [$1, $2, $2, $3, $3, $3] (side note: wtf is this meme still alive?)
if (!you.wayOutOfLine()) { self.mine = you;} slash.playGuitarSolo();
Girl.find_by_jeans_and_boot('apple_bottom', 'furry').map{|shorty| club.map{|dude| dude.stare(shorty); 8.times{ shorty.low! };}}
sh -c 'man & kill -9 %1' | mail mama
from friends import a_little_help
if (this.like(rockNRoll)) { jukebox.insert('$0,05'); }
SELECT 'beast'::INTEGER;
public void setShirt(Shirt s){ throw new ImTooSexyException(s); }
10 PRINT "Around the world" 20 GOTO 10
map(' '.join, zip(['Work it',
'Make it',
'Do it',
'Makes us',],['Harder',
'Better',
'Faster',
'Stronger']))
int s = sgn(theTimes);
if(true == false){ me.giveUp(you).letDown(you).runAround(you).desert(you);
story() {story();}
self.location = boat;
if ($walkTotal == 500) { $walkTotal += 500; if ($yourDoor) { fall(); }} #musicmonday
Instructor = xmlTutors.SelectNodes("//*[@GENDER='male' and @OCCUPATION='preacher']/child()[@GENDER='male']")[0]
if ($Best_Female_Video == 'Taylor Swift') { kayne_west_interrupt('Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time'); } I Had too
until Time.now == met_you { self.got_by_on_my_own_and_never_really_cared }
while (frankie.location == hollywood) { relax(); }
$highway->destination = 'hell';
change(my.pitch, DIRECTION.UP); smack(my.bitch, DIRECTION.UP);
Sing("It's fun to stay at the"); foreach (char c in "YMCA") { sing(c); impersonateSymbol(c); }
/* mon = 255; tue=wed=0xaaaaaa; */ if (friday) love.insert(me);
If(you.tintColor==0x000000 || you.tintColor==0xFFFFFF){matter=false;}
For each(var move:MoveYouMake){I.watching(you);}
foreach (you.Breath.Take()) || you.Move.Make()) || you.Bonds.Break() || you.Steps.Take()) i.Watch(you);
problems.length == 99 && !problems.include?(:girl)
while(true)
{
believing();
}
/dev/null/ << shout();
if (doves.crying()==true) {sounds.like(this))}
SELECT dude FROM dudes WHERE looks LIKE '%LADY%';
body() {
print '<body>' . body() . '</body>';
}
love() {
body();
}
public class Today() { jeremy.speak(); }
while (!youGetEnough()) { dontStop(); }
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