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Limousine limo = new Limousine(); limo.color = pink; me.enter(limo);
10 PRINT "NANANANANANANA NANANANA Hey Jude" 20 GOTO 10
.clowns{float:left;}.jokers{float:right};#me_you{position:fixed;margin:0 auto;width:100%} (RT @codepo8 & @zeldman)
String[] a={"work it","make it","do it","makes us","harder","better","faster","stronger"};int b=int(random(8));print(a[b
[Time.now-1].each{class Man;def self.sell a;puts'hello '+a.to_s;end;end;Man.sell :world}
sweet fork(me);
color water = color(#7B058C);fill(water);rain();#processing
while(self.state.down) { assert(self.state.rise()); self.in("whiskey"); self.in("vodka"); self.in("lager"); self.in("cider"); }
long just( float cant ) { if( just( cant/-2 ) == 0 ) get( enough ); }
var a = Annie:Person;
a.wellbeing = true;
for (i=0;i<3;i++)
{ trace(a.wellbeing);
}
smoothCriminal.strike(a);
if (daisy && me == marriage) {
return 'bicycle for two';
}
else {
return 'horse and carriage'
}
if should(I) NOT "stay" then go
def maze; maze end #phish
: Covenant - Final Man : (select count(*) from "beings" where "genus" = 'homo') = 1
try { what_you_want() } catch { what_you_need() }
function vaticanRag(){if(pontiff.isOk(self.whatevs)){self.whatevs()};all.say('Kyrie eleison')}vaticanRag() http://is.gd/2sMgZ
if(you.Equals(myBodyguard()))
{
Person i = new LongLostPal();
i.youBetty();
you.MeAl();
}
Digging this meme. Makes me believe Twitter users are still mainly geeks and there's hope yet #bancelebsfromtwitter
SELECT * FROM HollywoodBlvd WHERE location BETWEEN 'cher' AND 'james dean'
if (anyone==everyone) {f*cking napoleon();}
$you = child() && crawlingOnYourKnees($him) && momaSoProud() && voiceTooLoud()
when grave (the.last) = "empty" {
SELECT * FROM Songs WHERE verse LIKE '%A bridge over troubled water%'
switch($coconuts->amount){case 'lots': break; case 'bunch': return 'lovely'; break;}
.clowns{float:left;}.jokers{float:right};#me_you{position:fixed;margin:0 auto;width:100%} (RT @codepo8) (via @zeldman)
class satisfactioin{boolean get(){return false;}}
if($("#woman").size() == 0) { $("#cry").remove(); }
while (magnitude(vec_sub(self.position, you.position)) you.dontStandSoCloseTo(self);
if (nation.army<=7) {me.holdBack(false);} straw.work();
My(super.star==this.you);
bool isAmy; try{ go_rehab(); }
catch(Excepion ex){ isAmy = (ex.Message=="No,No,No");}
char *WaysToLeaveYourLover[50];
function love($state,$person) {
if($state) {fall_in_love($person);}
}
if($this->$second == $life) {love(TRUE,$you);}
crontab -l | grep -vE '(give you up|let you down|turn around and desert you)' | crontab -
me=[]
g=[]
b=:birds
p=:people
i=[[b,:tree],b,b,b,:rings,b,b,p, p,p,p,p]
1.upto(12) {|d| #days of xmas
me<<(g<<i[d-1]).reverse
}
function apache() {tonto.jumponit(3); kemosabi.jumponit(3); custer.jumponit(3);apache.jumponit(2);}
int jenny = 8675309;
using(var you = You() ) { World.Instance.Stop(); this.Melt(); }
while (false) giveYouUp();
if(false) { you.GiveUp(); } if(false) { you.LetDown(); }; if(false) { me.runAround(); me.hurt(you)}
I was gonna do a , but I can't fit all the XML config I'd need to create my Spring app in 140 characters.
var a:Array = ["Heaven", "Countries", "Possessions"]; imagine(!a);
until(bobby==home) { wait();}
Finally downloadg Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs movie online here http://bit.ly/4fOXYn considered #BrookeMueller
if (U =! Not.Alone) {I = 'HereWithU';}
Someone stop me! if(myDick == SIZE_MONSTER) {heart.getInstance(); }
{m:'#00F',t:'#333',w:'#333',t:i.care(None),f:i.inLove(True)}
val song = for ( i <- 1 to MAX_INT if isOdd(i)) yield "Do do-do do Mahna Mahna"
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